1 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:05,380 Daddy, I'm pretty sure you don't put mayonnaise in something. 2 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,360 Well, how else is it going to stick together? 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,140 Ah, gobble, gobble, people. Happy Turkey Day. 4 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:14,020 Ah, some good smells in here. 5 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,020 And some disturbing ones, too. 6 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,540 Gwen, you change your mind about going to homecoming this weekend? 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 Man, heck no. 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,640 High school was the worst years of my life. 9 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:26,740 Why? You should want to go. I can't wait till I graduate and come back to high 10 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,380 school rich, famous, and beautiful. 11 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,300 Oh, so that's why you don't want to go. 12 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:36,560 Speak to her, Flex. She don't know. I'll fight a little girl. 13 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:37,419 Hey, hey. 14 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,420 Dee, 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,860 I think you should come to homecoming. High school wasn't that bad. Have you 16 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:42,860 forgotten? 17 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:45,940 Belinda Hopkins, senior year, homecoming dance. 18 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,300 How she lured me backstage, tricked me out of my clothes, and then opened the 19 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,300 curtains. 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,080 You can only blame yourself for wearing Spider -Man underwear. 21 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:00,720 Me and my spotty senses don't hear you. 22 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,300 I spit away and block you out. 23 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,920 Daddy, did you put mayonnaise in the yams? You know it does not go with 24 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,200 everything. I don't give a yam what you think. 25 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:16,180 You gonna eat them and like it, damn it. 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,760 And you know, you starting to sound just like your mother, always checking and 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,280 double checking on everything I do. 28 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,480 Well, obviously, you need someone to check after you. 29 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,570 Nicole! Hi, Mommy! 30 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,570 Tell me that's not my ex -wife here. 31 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:35,410 Okay, that's your baby's mama. 32 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:38,070 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 33 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:26,060 Spinning telegram, a brick through a window, something to let a brother know 34 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,060 come into town. 35 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:30,140 Listen, it's like it's been three months. The mother misses her child. 36 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:35,240 So anyway, there I was off the coast of Nova Scotia studying the mating call 37 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,780 with Killer Whales when I realized I had to see my little girl. 38 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,040 Killer Whales? How does it feel to work with family? 39 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:49,320 Well, I'm glad that she's here. I miss my mommy so much. Thank you, baby. 40 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,640 So what'd you bring me? 41 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,260 Got it. 42 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:56,530 years older. 43 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:58,550 But nothing but the best for my baby. 44 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,190 You know, Dwayne, I always get her a Thanksgiving gift. 45 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:03,010 So what did you get her, Fleck? 46 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,210 I gave her life. How about that? 47 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:08,690 Oh, and you also gave her your knobby knees. 48 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:10,009 And they're off. 49 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,570 Nicole's out to the early lead, but here comes Fleck. 50 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:16,170 So, uh, how long are you staying, Nicole? 51 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:20,150 Just through the weekend. Long enough to spend some time with Brianna and go to 52 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:23,830 our homecoming. And you can relax. You know, you look a little tense. I'm gonna 53 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:24,830 stay at the Ritz. 54 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:29,330 No, he should stay here with us, right, Daddy? Oh, no, no, sweetie. Your mama's 55 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:31,110 from the hood. Don't take the rich away from her. 56 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:36,830 But, Daddy, I want Mommy to stay with us. And please help Daddy with the 57 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:40,470 hooking, please. No, baby, baby, I just can't go and take over your father's 58 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,610 kitchen. That would not be polite. 59 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:43,070 That's right. 60 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:47,390 Now, all I have to do is add the hot sauce to my famous sweet potato pie. 61 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,590 It'll taste so good, it'll make you want to smack your mama. 62 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,880 Feel free, Brianna. 63 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,000 Get out of my way. 64 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,300 Who does she think she is? 65 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,560 Pushing me aside. 66 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:05,820 Baking my bird. Matching my potatoes. Making everything smell all good. 67 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:09,940 I don't care what anybody says. I'll eat my own pie. 68 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,140 Well, give me a slice of goat. 69 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,840 Teach my mama lesson for kicking me out on turkey day. 70 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,320 Just because she got a new man who doesn't like kids. 71 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,040 Dinner is... 72 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,920 It's beautiful. 73 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,280 Uh, Twain, would you and a turkey like a moment alone together? 74 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,060 Well, Flex, you haven't done anything in a while. How about you lead us in 75 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,060 prayer? 76 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:43,740 All right. 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:52,020 Dear Lord, thank you for the food which we're about to receive, especially my 78 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:53,020 pie. 79 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,040 Bless everyone here, even the pushy uninvited guests. 80 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:03,310 Also, bless the man who paid for that expensive diamond bracelet that wasn't 81 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:07,490 returned when her marriage ended. And dear Lord, thank you so much for the 82 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,970 market value she received when she pawned it. 83 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,189 You did what? 84 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,190 Amen. 85 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:18,950 Oh, Mommy, this turkey is salami. 86 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,910 Mm -hmm. And this dressing is as moist as a night in Venezuela. 87 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:24,010 Yeah, well, this is Josh Phoenix to me. 88 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,780 Well, it's a shame the meal you were preparing couldn't rise from the ashes. 89 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,680 It's a shame you could. 90 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,880 Brianna, don't scatter your carrots around the plate. I know you're not 91 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,580 them. Good looking out, Flex. 92 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,340 You know, she always used to hide her veggies. When she was six, I would find 93 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,340 peas in her ears. 94 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,780 But I hate carrots. I'd rather do my algebra. 95 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:49,380 By the way, have you done it? But I haven't till Sunday. Oh, no, you have 96 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,100 Saturday because I have to go over it. 97 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,399 It's not. 98 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,560 Brianna, your father's right. Do what he says. 99 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:57,310 May I just point out that you two agreed on something? 100 00:05:57,910 --> 00:05:59,730 It's not Thanksgiving. It's Christmas up in here. 101 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:05,610 Well, I'm really looking forward to homecoming weekend. 102 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,410 I think it'll be good to see all of our old friends. 103 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:10,270 We'll take a lot of photos because I ain't going. 104 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,770 Dwayne, nobody remembers what happened to you at some little dance in 1985. 105 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:15,390 Yeah, that's fine. 106 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,470 Spidey! Spidey! 107 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,210 Ready to go see Thanksgiving Day Massacre? 108 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:32,870 You're supposed to spend the night at my house, right? Oh, I can't. I didn't 109 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:33,870 know my mom was coming. 110 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,690 Oh, no, baby. Go ahead. Have fun. 111 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:37,050 I'll be here for a few days. 112 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,670 So you must be the infamous Arne. 113 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:41,530 Wait, you're talking about me to your mom? 114 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:42,770 So you do dig me. 115 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:49,610 Now I see what you were talking about. You must be spirit. 116 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:52,070 You know, your parents have given you a very soulful name. 117 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:54,090 Actually, it's Close Hill. 118 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:58,110 So you can see why I went to the other side. 119 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:02,470 Okay, Mom and Dad, I'll see y 'all tomorrow. 120 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:05,050 All right, sweetie, but call before you go to bed. 121 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:06,290 And wait, here, here, here. 122 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:09,230 Some homemade pie for all of you. 123 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,810 But, Daddy, these are my friends. 124 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,410 Your Uncle Blaine loved his. 125 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:18,090 Actually, you said it too close to the edge, and it kind of fell. 126 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,130 And I think it's eating a hole in the carpet. 127 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,350 30 minutes? What do you mean you don't have no cab? 128 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:32,250 Forget the cab, girl. If you really need to get to the hotel, I got a broom you 129 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,250 can hop on. 130 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,270 I'm just kidding, girl. I'll take you. 131 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:37,589 Oh, you will? 132 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:41,790 Yeah. Oh, thanks, love. I can't wait to get out of these clothes. No need. The 133 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,790 ride was free, baby. 134 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:48,310 You know, Nikki, I appreciate you taking over dinner. It made for a really nice 135 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:52,470 Thanksgiving. Affleck, when I saw you putting hot sauce in a sweet potato pie, 136 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,329 figured what next? 137 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,330 Mayonnaise in a stuffing? 138 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:57,230 Yeah, that's crazy talk. 139 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:03,050 You know, Affleck, you're not much of a cook, but you're turning out to be a 140 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,050 really great father. 141 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:07,390 Thanks. And you know I love having her with me. 142 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,289 I know. 143 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,670 Who'd have thought you and I would make something so good? 144 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,050 Not my mother. 145 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:16,990 But you're not the girl she met when we were in high school. 146 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,110 The one with the big bamboo earrings, at least two pairs. 147 00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:25,090 That's all right. That's all right. I was around the way, girl. I did my 148 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:26,190 Watch me now. 149 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:32,750 You know what, Flex? We've come a long way. 150 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,470 Yeah. We have. 151 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:37,429 Better jobs. 152 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,390 Better personal lives. 153 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:41,590 Yeah. 154 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,770 Better parents. 155 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,450 But wait, Flex. 156 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,360 I guess we've gotten better at everything, huh? 157 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,460 Are you sure? 158 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,200 Maybe we need to try again, make sure it wasn't a fluke. 159 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,060 Well, you know what they say. 160 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,920 Third time's the charm. 161 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,600 It's 9 a .m. What? 162 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,240 Brianna will be home any minute. 163 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,640 We don't want her to catch us like this. You're right, you're right. We'll have 164 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,320 a hard time explaining this one. 165 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,079 Uh -oh. 166 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 Flex. 167 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,540 I can't find my undies. 168 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,940 Oh, well, that explains why these are so tight. 169 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,060 Give me my undies. Come and get them. Yes, yes. 170 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,360 It was so scary. I've never seen so many people get killed by one wishbone. 171 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:07,789 Watch your TV. 172 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:08,790 Yeah, yeah. 173 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:13,050 And your mother had an itch in her back, and I was trying to scratch it. Where's 174 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:15,430 that? Right down there at the bottom. Thank you so much. 175 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:20,310 Guys, I know what's going on. I watch Sex and the City. You two are fooling 176 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,310 around. 177 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,370 Wait a second now. We're not fooling around. 178 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:27,230 Look, I care for your mother a lot. 179 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,190 We have a lot of history together. 180 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:33,310 Yeah. Well, yeah, he's right. We have you. 181 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,060 So this must mean you're getting back together. 182 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:41,880 This is so cool. I want to do this as long as I can remember. 183 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,120 You two don't have any clothes on, do you? 184 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,900 Well, 185 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,420 you know what? All I was hoping for was a great Thanksgiving. 186 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,320 I guess Mom coming to town wasn't the only surprise. 187 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,900 If you have to ask, I must not have been doing it right. 188 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,140 Why are we here? 189 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,620 We've been divorced for 12 years. 190 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,080 I don't know. 191 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,100 I just looked at you. 192 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:26,940 Something clicked. 193 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:30,140 Maybe it was the way you stuffed the turkey. 194 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400 I'm serious. 195 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,220 Our little girl thinks we're getting back together. 196 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,660 Is that so crazy? 197 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:45,380 Yes. I mean, you know, I... I've got my research in Nova Scotia, and, you know, 198 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:48,380 you and Brianna, you guys are building a beautiful life here in Baltimore. 199 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,580 Maybe we shouldn't mess that up. 200 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:56,080 Look, let's just get through the weekend, you know? 201 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,160 I really want us to try to make this work, Mickey. 202 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,940 It feels right. 203 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,280 Should we go for it? 204 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,020 I'm already gone. 205 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,820 Exciting gaming. You know what? You two are the best cheerleaders out there. 206 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,360 That's my baby. That's our baby. 207 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,400 Oh, 208 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,420 Daddy, can I have some money for snacks? 209 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,100 Oh, baby, you don't need any money. 210 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,400 I bought pie. 211 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,600 Go, go, go. 212 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,780 Uh, afternoon, alumni, alumnate. 213 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,420 Man, who you trying to be, Dee Diddy? 214 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:52,900 My business card. 215 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,740 Dwayne Knox, freelance astronaut. 216 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:01,160 See, success is the best revenge. And since I'm just a used car salesman, I'm 217 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,760 pretending to be a successful spaceman so as to get my revenge with Belinda. 218 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,140 Uh, Belinda. What's up? 219 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,200 Belinda, how are you doing, baby? 220 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,200 Do you remember me? Of course I do, Dwan. 221 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,640 Dwan, not astronaut. 222 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,400 Why don't we go take a ride in my limo? 223 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,860 I'll tell you about my seven nights on Saturn. 224 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,070 Did you just see that? 225 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,070 No, no. 226 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,530 Yes, you did. Don't lie. 227 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:46,950 Look, it's no big deal. She's just being friendly. 228 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,810 See, that was always your problem, Flex. You too damn friendly. 229 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,150 Oh, hold up now. 230 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,310 You always seeing things that aren't there. Poof, there it is. Poof, there's 231 00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,510 something else. I do not. Excuse me, Grady. Can you mind your business? 232 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,480 We're not fighting, baby. 233 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,640 No, we're just talking with a lot of emotion, baby. That's all. 234 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,920 Then why is Daddy's angry vein popping out of his head? 235 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,320 That's my love bump. 236 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,860 It pulsates whenever I'm around your mother. 237 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,400 All right, be still, BB. 238 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,200 Black, come on. We're going to be late. 239 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,200 You're always late, and you know I hate being late. 240 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,030 You know, you've always... has been impatient. 241 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,630 Nicole, you should just take a moment, breathe, and relax. 242 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,290 Okay, let's go. 243 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,690 Where are my keys? 244 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,490 I left them right here on the coffee table. 245 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,510 Oh, well, I put them in the kitchen drawer. You know I hate clutter. 246 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,570 And you know I hate when you move my stuff all around. 247 00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:58,330 Look, you know what? Don't stop before we go out. Hey, hey, okay. 248 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,629 Here are the keys. 249 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:00,630 That's a sound. Let's go. 250 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,150 Look, Nicole, I have a system, okay? 251 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,910 A place for everything and everything in its place. Right. On the floor, on top 252 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:09,560 of... You know, Nicole, I've just... Okay, hey, hey, hey! 253 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,900 Let's go party. 254 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,400 I 255 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:22,400 can't 256 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,060 believe you two are still together. 257 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:28,240 Star basketball player, class valedictorian. 258 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,240 You two were such leaders. 259 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,400 And look at you, still achieving. 260 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,240 Thank you. 261 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,000 Well, I have a Ph .D. 262 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,300 I make more money than she does. 263 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:46,580 In that case, a donation to our building fund is always appreciated. 264 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,840 Oh, sheesh, of course. 265 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,700 Honey, donate. 266 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:56,720 Well, I guess I could write a check for a hundred. Oh, no, no, no, absolutely 267 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,480 not. Make it five. 268 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,540 We're not cheap people. 269 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,480 We're not cheap people. 270 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,170 Oh, it's easy to be generous when it's not your money. 271 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,370 Oh. 272 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:08,970 Okay, 273 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,470 you know what? This is so embarrassing. 274 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,570 I always thought my parents getting back together would be the best thing ever, 275 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,890 but look at them. They always fight. 276 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,070 Parents always fight. 277 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,350 In my house, it starts every Friday when my mama wonders what happened to my 278 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,350 daddy's check. 279 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,730 My parents never argue. 280 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:26,770 In fact, they never talk. 281 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,110 There's a cool, eerie silence in my house. 282 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,150 It's kind of cool. 283 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,660 I've seen them fight about everything. 284 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,840 I mean, yesterday, it was, should the toilet paper go up and over or down and 285 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,260 under? Who cares? It all gets flushed. 286 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,980 So I said to him, Billy Boy, instead of micro -hard, why not call it micro 287 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:55,220 -soft? Oh, Dwayne, why didn't I realize how fabulous you were in high school? 288 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,620 It's the fur, baby. 289 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880 Go on, pet me. 290 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,660 I'll be your real -life chia pet. 291 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,340 Ooh. Watch me grow. 292 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,920 You and your family, you always thought you were better than me and my family. 293 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,720 How do I put this nicely? 294 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960 We were. 295 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,000 You see what I mean? Uppity. Just stank and uppity. 296 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,839 Oh, yeah? 297 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,640 Well, I'm sure you missed the days when you drank Kool -Aid out of the jelly 298 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,640 jar. 299 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,940 Excuse me. Those were passed down from my grandmother. 300 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,380 Ladies... 301 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:36,000 like to take a moment to thank the most generous contributors to our building 302 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,480 fund, Flex and Nicole Barnes. Can you believe they're still together? 303 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:56,420 Oh, Mom and Dad, please stop. You are giving me a headache. I'm going to bed. 304 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,800 Why'd you have to go and upset her? 305 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,060 Me? 306 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,780 Sounds like you're boiling eggs up there. 307 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:15,660 And you're always kicking at me, too. No, no, no. I'm just honest with you 308 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,940 your fault. You know what? You're not as perfect as you think you are, Fleck. 309 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,620 You know what, Nicole? 310 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680 Who are we kidding, huh? 311 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,300 This is not working out. 312 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:27,540 You know, that's the first thing we agreed on all night. 313 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,320 Look, there's no right or wrong here. 314 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,740 We're just not getting along. 315 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,660 And unfortunately, that's why we got a divorce. 316 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300 You're right. 317 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,680 You're right. Now I remember. 318 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,600 So how are we going to break this to Brianna? 319 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,540 Like two mature adults. 320 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,820 She's going to break her heart. 321 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,880 Yippee! Yes, I love you guys. You made me so happy. 322 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,360 Wait, you're not upset? 323 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,700 No, I'm relieved. 324 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,880 You guys torture each other. And if you stay together, sooner or later the hate 325 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,560 will trickle down to me. And I don't want to be trickled on. 326 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,190 Oh, I love you guys. 327 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,510 My parents have came to their senses. 328 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,070 The world is right again. 329 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,590 What's wrong with your child? 330 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,250 Nothing. I have her. It's cool. 331 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,910 Well, I guess I better get to the hotel. 332 00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:28,570 Good idea. 333 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:34,810 Nicole, we were good together once. 334 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,670 Yeah. 335 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,640 We were. 336 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,420 Take your clothes off. 337 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,060 Nice underwear, Dwayne. 338 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,240 Yes, they are. 339 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,020 But this time, they're cowboys. 340 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,110 Love you too, Netta.